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Louisiana Crunch Cake

When a man takes a shit on someone’s chest then he cum’s onto the shit and then they both consume it. After the cum is applied it should resemble a Louisiana crunch cake😸
Woah man last night I totally dropped a Louisiana crunch cake on Sarah’s chest and SHE ATE IT”
by pinkpeppercorns August 14, 2019
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Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)
Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.
by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010
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Cleveland Brownie Crunch

A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.

Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.

Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*

Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.

Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**

*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.
He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)
by tptapt October 6, 2011
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council kidd

Deprived young kid who grew up on a council estate... Job dodger, crack smoker, mugger, rapist (General naughtyness Council sytle)
Here comes Scott! - Got any laptops?
by Brainyhoof - T$C April 12, 2005
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Chunchberry

1. The fleshy area between the butthole and the grundle that collects lint, grundle sweat, excrement, and excess toilet paper. This area is known to be inhabited by a multitude of Chunchberries.
"I went down on your mother last night and she left Chunchberries on my mouth, but it's okay because I passed them to you when we made out earlier"

"Did you guys hear what Nelson did yesterday? He shot a chunchberry through a straw at Mr. Baker during history class! It shall be known as Legendberry!"
by Sean Sizemore SS February 18, 2010
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cronchy

"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("
by lord mollifer January 15, 2021
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National Council of La Raza

A racist group that stole the name, and now lowers the reputation, of a legitimate civil rights group, La Raza. Consisting mainly of car loving graffitists, they hate and harass all non-mexicans.

They're fond of driving lowriders and spray painting phrases such as 'All Mighty (sic) Latin King' and 'For the Race Everything, For All Others, Nothing' on any vertical surface.
I used to have ordinary, polite Mexican neighbors, until National Council of La Raza gangsters moved in.

National Council of La Raza turned the shopping area into a crime scene recently.
by SweetGrayGirl September 8, 2011
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