refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.
George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!
by jager101 April 28, 2008
Get the crooked bastard mug.1. Cook Twitter Slang CAN mean to pull, could be known as “rizz up” (or “flirt with”).
2. Cook can also mean to make fun of, also known as “roasting”.
2. Cook can also mean to make fun of, also known as “roasting”.
1. S: “Damn shorty do it fart? 😭🔥”
D: “Find God 😟”
R: “Let him cook bro”
2. J: *Posts an embarrassing picture*
L: “You’re finished 😭😭😭”
R: “I’m boutta cook bro☠️”
D: “Find God 😟”
R: “Let him cook bro”
2. J: *Posts an embarrassing picture*
L: “You’re finished 😭😭😭”
R: “I’m boutta cook bro☠️”
by Shaya CUH September 6, 2022
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Get the crooked cop mug.Chookter is a misspelling of the Scottish word Teuchter. Teuchter is a Lowland Scots word used mainly for Northern or Highland Scots.
by iiisecondcreep March 11, 2007
Get the chookter mug.When someone from outside the smoking group gets "in on the action" which is typically between two members of the original party that are already smoking and hit the bowl.
Man 1: Aye man, can I get in on this shit?
Man 2: Yeh. You wanna smoke foo'?
Man 1: Yeah, 'cook me into the bowl' maynnn.
Man 2: Yeh. You wanna smoke foo'?
Man 1: Yeah, 'cook me into the bowl' maynnn.
by RyanAndChris January 12, 2008
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Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?
Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?
by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009
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