Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth

derived from the cliche "too many cooks spoil the broth"

1. saying used when homosexuals get involved with a straight mans relationship.
its implying that the gay want a piece of the action

2. used against an ugly women when they are trying to get with a man
implying they are so ugly they are infact a man and have a cock

1.

Jim: This gay guy keeps trying to give me relationship advice
Josh: haha well you no what they say, 'too many cocks spoil the broth'. he clearly wants you to
Jim: o god no!

2.

Tom: have you heard that ellie is trying to get with jim
Josh: jesus christ shes disgusting
Tom: yeh i've been telling jim 'too many cocks spoil the broth'

by joshinho April 8, 2010

cockshit

when a girl shits while your cock is in her ass

AHHH DUDE I HAFTA TAKE A COCKSHIT THANX TO THAT BITCH!!

by mach46 May 21, 2009

cockshot

A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.

Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.

by AnacinCross December 16, 2008

cocksack

Someone who is cock-like and often breaks a said bond between brothers ie: the circle

Harding You are a giant COCKSACK!!!

by jakob132 April 24, 2007

cockshit

(a) An explictive. (b) Any waste product from the penis. (c) The shit that comes from a male's cock.

This is fucking cockshit. I can't believe you left your used condom in my medicine drawer.

by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006

Cockshot

The surname of a dwindling number of very unlucky people.

Mr. Cockshot shot his cockshot in Mrs. Cockshot. A little cockshot grew in her belly over nine months into a little Cockshot.

by WhiteDwarf October 20, 2009

crocksie

A made-up character that is a crocodile. The crocodile died and was turned into a voice-commanded crocodile. They named it the "Crocksie" and sold it for a million dollars. It mal-functioned one day and became evil.

Mom, have you read this book about a evil crocodile named "Crocksie."

by AntIs_Cool May 28, 2018