holiday cream pie

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.

"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"

by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016

chocolate cream pie

Pretty similar to a cream pie, but you stick your penis in the anus and ooze it with cum

I would love to chocolate cream pie her.

by Dick Cabob December 28, 2015

Brown cream pie

Is when you make a girl cum While ur smashing her In her kitty and shitting on ur dick at the same time

Bro that hoe was nasty she gave me a brown cream pie

by PapiJunglez April 20, 2020

Cream pie

CHOOSE WISLEY!

When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy

OR

Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.

Her: “Don’t cum inside”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here

OR

Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”

by PaytonPratt June 4, 2020

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

sneaky cream pie

When you are having a one night stand and cum inside of your partner without telling them. Then leave and never speak again.

Jake I can’t believe you gave Sammy a sneaky cream pie last night.

by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020

Cream pie

When a guy cums so much in the girls pussy that it oozes out

Jake:last night me and my girlfriend fucked and I cream pies in her pussy so much she was screaming

Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it

by Dickandpussy October 4, 2020