wooden cradle

Coffin
Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened

Arise from you wooden cradle.

by Dynamobeets February 9, 2021

Penis Cradle

Slut

As in, “Man, that girl is such a penis cradle!”

by Stina13 February 18, 2022

Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

by Marc Wins November 25, 2022

St. Mary's Cradle

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket

Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!

by Crazy fish May 5, 2014

Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.

I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle

by cjstoney January 16, 2011

the cat's in the cradle

When you have secured an item or objective.

"Hey bro did you get the weed?"
"Yes, the cat's in the cradle."

by qponthedefinition August 1, 2016

Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.

Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!

by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023