crack ship

An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen. In fact a person must be on crack to even support such a relationship.

Draco Malfoy and Frodo Baggins is the best crack ship.

by too late January 2, 2010

Crack nigga

Niggers high on crack cocaine

Crack nigga Joe can't keep his hands to himself when it comes to gettin' high!

by Fukaface! January 15, 2019

Cracking the UAV

To be looking for woman to hook up with.

Refers to a killstreak in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where a UAV (unarmed aerial vehicle) would indicate the location of enemies on the minimap. Similarly, cracking the UAV means looking for woman to have sex with.

First coined by the TikToker onlyonedan

On Friday night, the lads and I will be cracking the UAV at the club.

by Dragocaust April 28, 2023

crack drink

An act performed at an outdoor social event, such as a festival or fair, during which one individual pours an alcoholic beverage down their back whereby the liquid flows over their naked buttocks and through the anal crack and into the mouth of a second individual positioned below the first, normally on his or her back.

Hey Ernie, get on your back and I will pour you a mint julep crack drink… while our friends cheer, “Crack drink! Crack drink!”

by Vegas boys April 26, 2022

Crack Juice

Wet excretions from the vagina, often encountered when a woman is sexually excited.

Origin: Flame bar, Wan Chai, Hong Kong 2015

She was so horny that she was dripping crack juice!
Her crack juice was sweet as lemon pie!

by robalooo September 8, 2016

snortin crack

This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.

Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.

by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009

crack nail

That one really long nail (usually the pinky nail) that crack users use to eat them drugs

"Yo, you seen Brenda's crack nail? It's like three inches long"

by Dawggetsome January 29, 2016