COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.

I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.

by JojoMel August 5, 2020

COVID pretty

A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.

James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”

Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”

James – “What?”

Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”

by Apeortdz November 25, 2020

COVID-19

A bad lil bitch that needs a good spanking and punishment to listen to daddy

Get over here COVID-19 or I’ll beat yo ass real good

by Rockurmom33 December 25, 2021

covid tax

The ludicrous extra amount of money people ask for when selling things in Australia during the covid pandemic.

Did you see how much old mate wanted for his 79 series LandCruiser? 30k more than it's worth.

Bloody covid tax mate, Tell him he's dreamin'

by MaddogTannin March 7, 2021

Covid monkey

Person or persons with no reguard for public safety or disease control. Refusing to sanitize hands of wear face masks. Refer to movie outbreak for an example.

I can't believe thay ain't wearing masks in here. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020

Covid retired

An individual who decided to not work anymore after being laid off for covid19.

He retired early because it was good to not have to work. He became covid retired.

by Sidogg July 12, 2020

boneless covid

when you have covid-19 symptoms but test negative

Bitch idc if you got boneless covid, stay the fuck home

by ChocciestofMilk September 30, 2021