Rotten Cotton

Rotten cotton is pussy that is used up but still desirable like a slut who fucks random guys but is still considered a sexy slut.

I want to fuck that rotten cotton.

Yeah, let's just say I like my cotton to be rotten!

by VampireAlex October 1, 2019

Cotton Activist

Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.

He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.

by stinkydinker February 12, 2018

auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.

My auto cotton thinks its being slick.

by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014

Gavin Cotton

A curly-headed ginger fuck. One who denies his highland heritage and the red hair bestowed upon him by it. Is tall, and an experienced fighter, but can't block for shit. Cool to have lunch with.

"You're such a Gavin Cotton! Look in a mirror! You're hair is RED! Now...let's go to KFC."

by CzarPharohShahanShahGodEmperor April 19, 2018

Dick cotton

(Richard) Dakotah Cotton

Yo fuck dick cottonq

by Kimgnayr March 31, 2017

Cotton snapper

When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

by Rippyboy August 24, 2022

Cotton teeth

Like cotton mouth but worse; while cotton mouth is dry mouth, causing a sticky, dry tongue and palette, cotton teeth causes the lips to become stuck to the teeth and to roll unpleasantly inward while trying to close ones mouth

Baby, hand me that surge I got cotton teeth!

by Whooday F. McNutty March 16, 2019