cotton soldier

A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.

“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”

“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom June 28, 2019

Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

cotton comeback

When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.

bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 15, 2022

Cotton teeth

Like cotton mouth but worse; while cotton mouth is dry mouth, causing a sticky, dry tongue and palette, cotton teeth causes the lips to become stuck to the teeth and to roll unpleasantly inward while trying to close ones mouth

Baby, hand me that surge I got cotton teeth!

by Whooday F. McNutty March 16, 2019

Cotton Taco

When you first get your period and you're not aware of your vagina so you just wedge the tampon between your labia.

I was 13 and had no instruction before my first period and gave myself a cotton taco.

by Bootsie Barker Bites September 24, 2016

Cotton snapper

When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

by Rippyboy August 24, 2022

cotton cobra

Tampon/Menstral pad

Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!

Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.

Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.

by Goldenminx November 25, 2015