Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.

Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them. His mentality is a remnant of the Cottage Cheese colonialist mindset.

by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021

Cottage Pie

When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.

Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

Or

Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.

by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025

cottage cheese

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.

Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!

by youkoo96 October 1, 2020

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Cottage Core

An alternative aesthetic for those weird girls who think they're living in a magically fairy fantasy. They try to be cute and quirky but are just weird and act like grandmas by knitting. They think they're so different by obsessing over mushrooms 9which are probably poisonous) but they're just basic.

Lily: OMG! I am literally so cute in my cottage core themed clothes!
Nancy: You literally knitted that jumper, it's so cute! And I love your mushroom earrings!
Lily: Thank you! I think you're frog hat is amazing! We're literally so quirky!
John: No, you're not.

by Ducky4life_ April 20, 2023