The right’s favourite past time of rubbing one out while consuming rage inducing conservative media.
Bro, I produced the biggest load of white privilege conservabating during Tucker Carlson last night.
by PolicyThwomp December 7, 2022
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by Apolloeye November 19, 2009
Get the cardboard coder mug.Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."
John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.
by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011
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Coder 1: Shut the fuck up, you god damn hack. Your works are hacky, and lazily thought out.
Coder 2: No, you suffer from Narcissistic Coder Syndrome. Please shut the fuck up. Unlike you, I put effort into my stuff.
Coder 2: No, you suffer from Narcissistic Coder Syndrome. Please shut the fuck up. Unlike you, I put effort into my stuff.
by Sunioncarrot11 October 15, 2017
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Get the caveman coder mug.The Dirty Coner is the act of shoving one's kitchen utensils one by one into your Rectum whilst playing low quality Jump Up Drum & Bass as loud as you can whilst staring intensely at your dog who is doing the circle dance before taking a shit.
"Did you hear about Ethan? I heard he was caught and gave his nan a heart attack whilst performing the Dirty Coner, his dog had to be put down"
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