Cooper Jennings

A stupid idiot that says stupid idiot things.
You know who you are when you are a Cooper Jennings....a stupid idiot.

Person A: Isn't a quinceañera a jewish holiday?

Person B: Are you a stupid idiot?

Person C: He's definitly a Cooper Jennings

by fightingmessiah September 29, 2011

The John Cooper School

A private school in The Woodlands, TX. Students are given outrageous amounts of homework, expected to follow an unattractive dress code, and also to follow several inconvenient and sometimes unnecessary rules.Tuition is very high, and scholarships are difficult as well as general admission tests (although several students clearly bribed their way to admission). A large percentage of students have been brainwashed into believing going to the same school with the same 50-100 classmates per grade for up to 14 years and having no life outside of school is really, really fun.

Student A: I love going to The John Cooper School!

Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.

by manateeshoppingspree December 16, 2011

Cooper Goggles

Possibly the first noticeable side-effect of attending the cooper union. Like beer goggles, cooper goggles impair your sense of judgement especially in dealing with the attractiveness of a potential mate.

"well now that i've got my cooper goggles on, the world seems infinitely more attractive"

"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."

by sosucky April 10, 2010

cooper and sarah

The power couple. Some say their love is destined for movie screens, best selling novels, and beyond. Cutest couple and perfect for each other. Best friends and so compatible.

"Who are they?"

"Oh that's Cooper and Sarah!"

"They look so happy together"

"They are!"

by Nooneknowshehe July 27, 2014

cooper wilke

a male with an inverted micro penis, usually a microscope is needed to see it

he had a cooper wilke, his penis was so small!

by Erik Nowak June 24, 2018

Cooper

A sexy beast nobody wants to mess with

Oh, look at that Cooper

by Cooper with 3 O’s February 7, 2019

Cooper

cooper is someone who is quite average at life but still manages to beat his brother. You know what they say each brothers more retarted than the other

Damn, you’re a Cooper

by Cooper is my daddy April 10, 2019