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Connor

The complete and udder essence of awesome
Whenever something awesome happens to you it is because connor makes it so
Connor cannot be killed in battle, he can only fall asleep at random times
Huge Dick,PUSSY ONLY!
He is the human form of Chuck Norris
Connor is so awesome that he can melt his enemies into rock.... exactly
"That text was lame,i wish we had a connor"
"Connor gets me hard"
"Connor was raised by wolves"
by UberCrazyInsane April 1, 2009
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non-conformist

non-conformists do whatever they want, because they can, and they don't care. they like what's in style, what's out of style, and what will never be in style, all because they don't really care about what anyone else thinks. often confused with wannabe non-conformists, who refuse to like anything in style and are conforming to a different set of rules, as opposed to a real non-conformist who doesn't really notice that he or she is not conforming.
everyone thinks non-conformists are just conforming to being a non-conformist.
but we don't care... because that's just your conformed thinking speaking.
wannabe non-conformist: you think you're a non-conformist? you're so emo for wearing black nail polish. so you're not a non-conformist because you think you're emo. ew.

non-conformist: i like wearing black nail polish, but i also dance around in my underwear singing toxic by britney spears. half of my clothes are "emo", but the other half are hot pink. i do whatever i want and i don't care.

wannabe non-conformist: uhmm you're such a poser and a wannabe.

non-conformist: no, it's your conformed thinking that has drawn that conclusion.

wannabe non-conformist: i was jay kay i actually like all that stuff too.

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usually, i don't shop at hollister, but if i see a shirt that i like i'll buy it, because being a non-conformist doesn't mean you aren't allowed to shop at typically preppy stores.
by jayyy ( : October 12, 2008
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Conor

A new, unique species of Connor that is more amazing and has up to an 8 foot long penis, highly hilarious, and all want to blow him.
That new guy Conor. is. so. fucking. hot.
by TheOne&Only:Conor December 10, 2010
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Concordia High School

A school overflowing with gayness, a bunch of white-ass wangsters, 5 1/2 black people, and the jew from the zios commercials and way too many mid-size trucks. And retarded wrestling matches that pass as fights. u might as well go to Creighton prep.
Bro: Concordia high school is awesome
other bro: no its not its gay
Bro: ya i now im jkin fds smb
by Mr. Korte December 7, 2010
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contorted

twist or bend out of its normal shape.
James contorted every object around him
by Ray321 January 4, 2016
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contort

You can contort a piece of metal
by Izzyi234 May 16, 2017
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Contortionist

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.
My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.
by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018
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