seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

I concurrently concur

To sarcastically agree to something extremely obvious.
To be a dick.

Dude, Call Of Duty is pretty popular.

I concurrently concur.

by Z Bobby Boy April 25, 2011

weather confused retard

One who wears socks with sandals

Similar to weather confused slut

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."

by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014

a confused penis

dick that so small it looks like virgina with balls

dang,my man has a confused penis, its cute

by ANOUREXKICKPANDA January 14, 2017

Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.

My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!

by THOBRO August 19, 2013

confusted

used as an alternative to confused.

now im confusted
im confused and confusted

by bacchus July 26, 2004

garrett is gay confirmed

according to science, garrett is gay.

is garrett gay?

yes garrett is gay confirmed

by bobcornonthecob110000 October 5, 2021