Confucking

Completely fucked

What a confucking disaster

by Cher and jo November 23, 2019

Confucked

Confused and thinking what the fuck about something you don’t understand

“Can you teach me how to shit” - ur mom
._. *blank face* - you
“Why you look so confucked”- ur mom

by Dizzy_izzy_whores March 5, 2020

Confuckulations

A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.

A very specific version of dying inside.

It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!

The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.

After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.

by Renny the n3rd April 9, 2020

confuckure

When you attempt to customize a piece of tech gear with nonconforming software and end up bricking the device.

I was trying to update my old phone but it ended up confuckured.

by Canadian Daddy Mack January 6, 2020

confuckled

To be in a confused/fucked state of mind.

I am so confuckled about what happened last night.

by Mister-Monster January 29, 2020

Confuckulated

Uncertain, stunned, confused.

I'm confuckulated trying to fighter out what's happen in my life

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 12, 2020

Confuckulated

Someone who is confused, phucked and discombobulated all at once.

I got so drunk I was confuckulated.

by Casi D September 29, 2020