Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022

Condiefly

A small Scottish ginger man with the height of a hobbit, a massive fan of crocs and a wannabe streamer

Have you seen this kid? He is basically a Condiefly but not Scottish.

by Jeffaruni December 30, 2022

Condizzy

Another word for condom.

"Yo bro u gonna raw dog that chick?"
"Hell no u won't catch me wheeling without a condizzy."

by Kittiez1013 June 12, 2023

Laundry Conditioner

Fabric Softener

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.

by JaZie April 24, 2010

Aparicio Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys black clothes and is obsessed with running and climbing.

My friend looks like if you just dumped a bucket of black paint on them, I think he might have the Aparicio Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019

race condition

the behavior of an electronic or software system where the output is dependent on the sequence or timing of other uncontrollable events.

some kind of race condition

by EngHossam March 15, 2019

Hair condiments

Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.

“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
“Yeah no worries.”

by -\\~//- March 8, 2020