Computer Face

When someone stares at the computer really closley and there eyes start squinting

Reagan Pitchford has a computer face

by HANDICAPPEDhero November 27, 2011

Help Computer

A phrase said when a robot-computer-android man needs assistance.

I don't know much about computers other than the one I got in my house and my mom put a couple games on it...
*Computer garble*

by Gamblor October 23, 2004

computer camp

rehab for drugs/alcohol/pills

Boss: "You've really turned it up a notch in the last six months. At this rate, you could be a managing director in 10 years. What happened?"

Stu: "Honestly, ever since I went to computer camp for 10 days last October, everything in my life has been so much better."

Boss: "Computer camp, eh? I didn't realize that we had that sort of training in our budget. I'll have to let HR know that it's money well spent."

Stu: "Uh, yeah."

by The Keefer's 7 May 17, 2006

Computer Ji

computer maestro. Ji after a name or noun is a Hindi respectful form of address, similar to "San" in Japanese.

Thank you Computer Ji! Once again you have saved me from hours of frustration. I am maximum grateful.

by Bruthzoo Ji January 25, 2009

computer geek

a person who is bullied at school, but is your boss when you're an adult

Stupid Redneck:Fuck off you fucking 'pewter geek!
Computer Geek:wtf

by Rednecks are Assholes March 31, 2009

competits

A competition between women of two different breast sizes.

I went to this party and there were all these dumb girls trying to hook up with my boyfriend...but clearly, one look at my buxsome breasts said there was no competits.

by kerriswheel April 25, 2011

overly-competitive

A person that is a big pain in the ass because they turn everything into competition. Their main goal is to steal attention for themselves. If its not about them then they will downplay its importance. Secret, behind the back maneuvers are common. Two faced.

That guy is an "overly-competitive" ass!

by Rocky123 December 1, 2013