by Steve job's August 27, 2018
Get the Coltenism mug.he maybe a gangweed3r..., loves gameing. always gaming in fact. weighs at least a healthy 548 lbs. ,, is s o a epic and is definetely the ceo of sex having,,. (yues i am LOL).
person: wow colton is such a cool gangweed gamer
me: *unsheathes katana* Yes... one day yuo'll see...
me: *unsheathes katana* Yes... one day yuo'll see...
by gangweedman23 September 13, 2019
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by Allison6789 March 2, 2020
Get the Colton mug.A wonderful guy that can make you smile when your upset. Someone that you can trust, handsome, talented, adorable and loving. Doesnt always share, but does once in awhile does. Always thinking of you. Amazing at anything, kind of lazy but fun to be around. Best guy to snuggle and just laze around with, doing nothing can be fun. Easy to fall in love with and most definatly someone to call mine. They are also known to have a speech impediment.
by Fhkosiuebrvcils December 26, 2020
Get the Colten mug.Colton was an ahole growing up but was nicer to you. He had a barrier around his heart and never really talked about how he felt. Thats changed when u met him. You thought it was all real. But it wasn't. None of it was and hell rip your heart out. He has fluffy hair, brown dull eyes, hes tall, dark olive like skin, and sprinkled freckles. He was funny and cool and he made you happy. Yet sometimes he gave you mixed signals making you feel annoying and obsessive. Deep down, u just loved him. More than anything in the whole wide world. Yall talked about different animes to watch and things like that. He talked about other things that made me heart race. Then, he Began to ghost you and make u feel like the worst person ever, he would block u then unblock u and act like nothing happened and you would let it because you loved him and you still do. You let him controll your mind 24/7 even tho you haven't talked in months he is all you think about anymore. Long story short, Coltons suck. If you find yourself talking to a Colton, leave before you fall inlove because there is no getting out of it.
Sum1: you said u were over Colton
Me: yk that'll never happen
Sum1: u need to get over him, he doesn't love you
Me: yea, ik.
Me: yk that'll never happen
Sum1: u need to get over him, he doesn't love you
Me: yea, ik.
by Peepeepoopooman November 15, 2021
Get the Colton mug.Colton has the biggest penis ever. He probably wears black AF1’s and shoots onsight. Everyone is his opp except for bitches cuz he has them all. He is a actually beast cuz of how big his dick is. If you ever pull up on him it’s over his huge sick that hangs to his knees will be used to hit you in the face and take you out his house.
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