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Bagdad Colonic

To place mentos up your shitter followed by a direct diet coke injection resulting in explosive colon clensing results.
Man that dump i just took felt like a Bagdad Colonic
by Spirondopolous June 20, 2008
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Colombian snow storm

It’s when a man puts cocaine up his asshole and farts and a female snorts the cocaine in the air like a Colombian snow storm
Dude did you see Eric and Diana yesterday? He gave her a Colombian snow storm
by efunkb January 3, 2018
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Colonia Chiques

A lame gang in Oxnard/Ventura County/ the 805.
CO Gangstas: Colonia Chiques foo!
Cool Guy: Shouldn't you be pickin' strawberries?
CO Gangstas: *cries and runs away*
by neener neener neener August 24, 2009
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colonist

One of a group of people sent by one civilization to another land for the purposing of "civilizing" the civilization that is already there, under the assumption that the existing civilization is not civilized. See bigot and racism.
Europeans thought that having more powerful weapons and larger armies, (see army), made them more civilized than anyone else, so they sent colonists to bring all the other civilizations down to their level.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
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Colonial Retreat

a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon
Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!

Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...
by Fastax666 June 4, 2009
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Colombian Brush Fire

An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year.

Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.

Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.

Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.
Hey Jenny clean your room it smells like two Koreans had a Colombian Brush Fire in here!
by Anniefrank March 19, 2015
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