Colombine Crackdown

When you are about to "finish" and your partner crawls under a desk begging you not to shoot her in the face.

Dylan : It's not sexual assault, it's a Colombine Crackdown.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

colombian sauce

The swag of a person who is sexy and also colombian

Can also be Salsa Colombiana

“ shakira is dripping with that Colombian sauce”

“ He had that Colombian sauce”

by Justchecking22 November 10, 2021

Colombian apology

After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.

"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."

by Fookem August 10, 2021

Colombian hurricane

When one partner unbeknownst or not to the other puts cocaine inside their anal cavity and then flatulates while receiving anilingus causing a cyclone of cocaine to spray the other party's face.

She definitely seems like the type of girl that would bring you home and surprise you with a Colombian Hurricane

by Stan from Afghanistan October 11, 2021

Colombian Rim Job

Where someone inserts cocaine into their partners or another persons anus and snorts it out.

Hey, that chick gave me a Colombian Rim Job last night!

by Questtttt January 4, 2022

Colombian JUJU

Having sex in the leap frog or prone position while both partners consume cocaine that was smuggled in a coconut. The last line of coke shall be poured on her back. Approaching climax, the man snorts the last line of cocaine and then cums in the coconut shell. Add rum into the coconut shell so both partners can enjoy a Colombian juju on the rocks.

Kevin: Trey, what was that drink you gave me last night? It was delicious.

Trey: Danielle and I made a Colombian JUJU and couldn't drink all of it.

by colombianjux2 February 9, 2022

Colombian Leafblower

When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.

I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!

by Yer seudonym June 17, 2022