Coconut malling

The process of getting coconut malled. Getting coconut malled is a meme on social media particularly tiktok and YouTube etc

I was coconut malling Brendan yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

Coconut Milk

Amazing milk and when bought at chinese supermakets it has a sus woman on the side.

Joe: yo did you see that coconut milk carton
Jimmy: nah whats so special about it?
Joe: it has woman
Jimmy: DAYUM

by Sigfiglover March 24, 2022

Coconut Cracker

A polite way of saying "dumb idiot"

Why do you have to be a Coconut Cracker John?

by CrackedNut May 11, 2021

Coconut Doughnut

When you pull out of someone's ass after anal sex and rub the ejaculate around the rim of their asshole, thus creating a coconut doughnut.

I gave her a coconut doughnut last night.

by Greaster September 28, 2015

Coconut Shoulders

Massive, round, muscular shoulders

I'm working on my shoulders - I want massive coconut shoulders!
Wow! Look at that guy! He's got huge coconut shoulders!
Check out the coconut shoulders on that girl! She must live at the gym!!

by MichelleMac December 20, 2014

coconut sniffer

to insult a group of rich inbred relatives.

(usually a different ethnicity than yourself)

"your family consists of coconut sniffers"

by Kenna <33 August 29, 2022

Coconut snowball

When a man is receiving oral pleasure and at the point of ejaculation his partner sneezes, 'blowing back' the semen onto his testicles and thus making them look like the coconut snowball snack.

I was full on enjoying my blowie last night but the damn bitch sneezed at the last minute giving me a bad case of the coconut snowballs.

by louboopdidoo April 14, 2016