Cockroach with no cock

When a woman lookin crusty asf

Damn baby im lookin like a cockroach with no cock

by inn.my.shadowzs March 15, 2021

Swiss Army Cock

When someone, usually a guy, opens a bottle with their belt buckle. The individual must be wearing the belt. The item opened can be any bottle, typically beer, but a bottle that would other wise require a bottle opener.

"Damn dude, he just opened that beer with his belt"...

"Yeah man, he's got a swiss army cock"

by MrMeme777 January 18, 2022

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

cock blockula

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.

Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!

by bradlay July 4, 2008

YEP COCK

YEP COCK is a Twitch meme popularized in a Reckful stream. It derivated from the Twitch emote YEP (Pepe with a slight smile), and COCK was added so people could spam the emote in the chat. It can be used in whatever context.

What's a YEP COCK?
YEP, COCK

by Haomakk May 18, 2020

Cock in the Cunt

A beautiful way to describe the act of sexual intercourse.

You are a beautiful elegant young woman, could I please give you Cock in the Cunt?

by let me use my old name July 2, 2009

cock slub

To slap another persons face with an erect penis.

I cock slubbed her until she consented to oral sex.

by phx April 22, 2003