cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man

He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

by Cobra Checker April 26, 2016

cobra trainer

A "cobra trainer" is a person who always one ups you by saying they also did it or did it better or did it more often.

Tammy: Stephanie is such a cobra trainer!
Tiffany: Why, what did she do now?
Tammy: I told her about my visited China and was giving her the highlights of my trip. She said she's also been to the same places and claimed to have been to many other.
Tiffany: That's possible.
Tammy: She's never even been to China!

by DeeQue November 4, 2014

cobra bytez

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

You can tell, she definitely got cobra bytez last night.

by Mosz0r November 29, 2007

Cobra clutchin

When you come up big time in the big time clutch

Jacob: “Man you really hit three 20s in a row in darts, that’s some bullshit”
Ben: “Nah, I just be Cobra clutchin bitch”

by benvveiss March 15, 2019

surrender cobra

A hands-behind-head, elbows-flared pose by a fan witnessing a play likely leading to a loss by their team.

credit to gray hardison...The ball hasn't even left Curry's hand yet and I count 6.5 surrender cobras.

by rolly-pop August 22, 2016

The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

by anbro345 January 21, 2016

milking the cobra

The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.

Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.

"milking the cobra"

by USMC Master Sgt May 21, 2009