alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

alert cobra by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

speckled cobra 

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.

Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*

speckled cobra by gross person January 3, 2009

colon cobra

An extraordinary long, snake-formed piece of feces. In rare cases, it has two undigested corn grains at one of the ends marking its "eyes".

... and then I squeezed out that corn-eyed colon cobra - it was at least 10 inches long! I took a photo of it, wanna have a look?

colon cobra by Poopologist May 7, 2008

black_cobra 

A type of person that is never alone without his best mic by his side!

He is hot & cool & cute & sexy & loving & sweet &

and the kind of person you would love to meet!

black_cobra

black_cobra by ukperson July 17, 2009

SVT Cobra Mustang 

The most badass not giving a single fuck car ever built. Comes with 4.6 Liter Supercharged V8 that's Garunteed to destroy any and all Ricers. It's the car version of that one bad bitch you always wanted in high school. It's a car that looks like it's straight from hell, and drives like it too.

You see that SVT Cobra Mustang? Badass Car.

SVT Cobra Mustang by Frackner December 25, 2016

Curly Cobra 

A small man into female Gladiators and likes telling facts and likes mining

Person 1: I have a crush on Lara in our class

Curly Cobra : I prefer big sweaty female Gladiators with nice fat toes

Curly Cobra by anonymous December 10, 2021

Sun-Cobra

One who likes long things up ones buttocks. The term comes from a mid 1990's gay porno movie called "De-headed The Cobra" and the term for sticking things up the buttocks was used alot in the movie

or one who likes to have sexual confrontations with animals.

"OMG!!! He just got sun cobra'd"
or
"That Sun-Cobra owned my cheeks"

"That dude just sun-cobra'd my dog"

Sun-Cobra by Carn May 29, 2004