Skip to main content

Clusterfuck

Vulgar slang term used to refer to a situation which has been undertaken poorly and mishandled.
Boris Johnson's way of handling the pandemic has been one massive clusterfuck, and again he's contributed to the UK falling in shit tons of debt due to having to borrow money from other countries to give benefits to those on furlough. This wouldn't have happened if he had enforced a strict lockdown like New Zealand. New Zealand has made it out the worst of the pandemic with a low covid death toll and stable economic welfare! Funny that innit?!
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
mugGet the Clusterfuckmug.

Clusterfuck

When a local COVID-19 outbreak occurs sending you into lockdown. Particularly in a week leading up to a long weekend.
Damn, it’s a long weekend and there’s just been another local Covid-19 outbreak, and the govt is throwing us into lockdown again to prevent the cluster from growing...

“You’ve been clusterfucked
by Rayray_971 June 2, 2021
mugGet the Clusterfuckmug.

Clusterfuck

1) A situation where everything went wrong, and everything that couldn't did as well.
2) A situation where nobody knows what's going on.
1) The siege of Stalingrad was a clusterfuck.
2) just anything about the Holy Roman Empire
by Davoda1 November 7, 2020
mugGet the Clusterfuckmug.

Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.
All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.
by j-money66 May 15, 2011
mugGet the Clusterfuckmug.

Clusterfuck

Brexit's a clusterfuck
by namerealpseudonym October 15, 2019
mugGet the Clusterfuckmug.

Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
mugGet the Bumper car clusterfuckmug.

Clusterfuck

A clusterfuck is a group of groups.
After marty brings his family, cindy will meet up with hers at Sean’s house where we’ll bring ours.”
“We’re gonna be one LARGE clusterfuck”

A group of geese is a flock, and a group of flocks is a clusterfuck
by Lunaworx June 27, 2021
mugGet the Clusterfuckmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email