Midsommar Cocktail

When a girl puts her own period blood or period blood clots into someone’s drink as an act of revenge or some sort of witch thing idk.

The prof was failing us so we bought a passion fruit tea for him at Starbucks and slipped him a midsommar cocktail so he’ll chill.

by lexaprofessional December 27, 2020

cocktailin

Slang term that means observing and touching cocks while drinking adult beverages.

I'll be cocktailin' with my bros at the bar.

by Dr. Wang Tang December 9, 2008

cocktail cherry

when a girl rides cowgirl position but controls a shallow

penetration allowing the mans cock to spring out as

he cums flicking his jizz all over his face!

ema likes a cocktail cherry or 2!

by lousifa April 28, 2013

Cocktail sausage fiddler

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

by mien kamf May 7, 2015

battle cocktail

Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.

They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.

by 'ole dirty bastard January 15, 2008

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

Green Cocktail

This is when you roll the most ridiculous blunt:

1/3 Weed
1/3 The Herb
1/3 Salvia

This is the ulitmate high.

Eddie: Yo we smoked that green cocktail and i was so blown.

Frank: Ya dog, i was hallucinating and shit, that was crazy.

by The Bird and Zues January 11, 2010