Cocking The Hoof

To engage in an illegal sexual action with a farmer's horse, whether it be the farmer or a blackman engaging in the inapporpriate action, although Horse's need pleasuring too!

Horse: "NAYYY NAYYER NAY", Translation: "what you doin' nigger"

Farmer: "shut up bitch, i'm cocking the hoof"

Horse: "NAYYYYYYY NAY", Translation "wooh there nigger, that ain't right"

by Jason R and Ben H February 27, 2007

clucking

The act of picking up small objects out of the carpet (much like a chicken in a pen) trying to find that one little rock that you dropped while you were loading the pipe.
Usually associated with the use of crack-cocaine, it can also happen to those who use other amphedamines.

When the last of her dope was gone, Lisa was fiending for more so much that she was clucking on the carpet.

by SerenitysEnigma March 8, 2005

cocking off

bragging; boasting.

Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."

by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009

Clacking

This original version is when you take your hard cock and smack someone's face, alternating between their left and right cheeks, as your love rod makes a slapping sound. There are a couple variants of clacking such as straddling a woman's chest while smacking her with your man meat or just grabbing her hair, cock in her face, and rotating your hips as quickly as possible to maximize the clacking sound.

Robyn: Hey Stacey, what happened to your face? Did Leon hit you again?
Stacey: No girl, he was just Clacking me real good.

by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

chocking

having a girl/guy choke on your cock

All bro, i totally had that chick chocking

by izziebooze December 17, 2010

clucking out

When a clucker starts to act in the way that he is labeled a clucker.

Dan: Wow, look at Fran clucking out again.

by Dan The Mizan November 2, 2006

Clucking Chicken

A sexual act involving; inserting two fingers up a males rectum while using a scissoring motion and doing a “wing” motion with left arm and pecking a males genital area with mouth.

My anus bleed when she did the clucking chicken on me !

by girlcrushqueen April 28, 2011