(kli-tor-tis), n 1. A feminine condition in which the clitoris is so recessed within it's housing that the act of trying to see and make contact with it similates trying to get a tortoise to poke its head out of its shell. This is the female equivalent of the males "hidden penis syndrome."
Hey, do you actually thing your clitortoise will ever come out? It's pretty frustrating never being able to please you.
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Term used by those suffering from Clitoris Minimus. However, the term is inaccurate and may stem from denial of the condition.
Girl - "Hey baby, lets take off those pants and..."
Boy - "I have Clitoris Maximus"
Girl - "Uh...you mean Clitoris Minimus?"
Boy - "The weather is really nice today isn't it?"
Boy - "I have Clitoris Maximus"
Girl - "Uh...you mean Clitoris Minimus?"
Boy - "The weather is really nice today isn't it?"
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