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stage 5 clinger

Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
It's a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. Usually someone who is very insecure, a bitch, needy and/or clingy.
I haven't answered a single one of Megs calls or texts in weeks. Shes such a stage 5 clinger.

Meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won't stop blowing up my phone.

Quick, we've got to get John away from Meg. She's a stage 5 clinger.

Meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the fuck out of that stage 5 clinger.
by H Two. February 9, 2009
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clunge

That part of a woman between midriff and knees, in the vertical; and between the thighs, in the horizontal. The flange.
"Jesus, what a slapper," quoth Hubert. "Had I tried, methinks I could have got my whole head up her clunge!"
by percyhalfpig January 29, 2004
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Chinger

a noun that means anything Asian. plural: chingers
- person A: “yo, have you heard of that new restaurant that just opened up? i think it’s called Rice King! we should go!”
-person B: “oh, Rice Chingers? i’ve been there before but they’re good as fuck, let’s go!”

- guy 1: “what’s up, guy?”
- guy 2: “oh, hey man. just trying to figure out what car to buy. i think i might go for this ‘01 Nissan Sentra this dude is selling for really cheap.”
- guy 1: “a chinger car? i don’t think we can be friends anymore.”

- Isabelle: “Nicole, have you seen the new exchange student? he’s so cute! and he’s really smart! maybe he can be my tutor!
- Nicole: “he’s all yours, Isi. i’m not a big fan of chingers.”
by AxBippy March 26, 2020
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stage 1 clinger

A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.
Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.
by Cstaal November 11, 2014
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Clunge Rod

I am spitting ketchup, please may I borrow a Clunge Rod?
by abc998877 January 28, 2009
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clunge magnet

Similar to babe magnet but involving clunge (fanny).
S - "Look at Andy, he's a real clunge magnet."
by samboi11 February 5, 2012
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cling on

little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. Usually in men with particularly hairy arses.
I took a very relaxing dump, but spent a while cleaning up due to the presence of multiple cling ons that arose.
by wharf May 16, 2006
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