caltor

An abbreviation for the word calculator.

Student A: Can you lend me your calculator?
Student B: Ok, here's my caltor, take it.

by VLKR January 2, 2012

Clamogram

The annual or semi-annual wellness exam, usually given by a gynecologist , for women.

Honey, your clam smells like the warf market, may I suggest you go to the Dr. for a clamogram?

by Chef Bones May 14, 2013

clabornism

The act of lying so convincingly that you convince yourself it is the truth, while in fact being completely full of shit.

That guy just tried to tell me he was the king of Siam. He must have a degree in clabornism.

by Urfos October 18, 2013

catouflage

When your cat is so well hidden in colors that match its own fur.

The cat is so catouflage I couldn't find it for a week.

by Wolf king August 23, 2016

chatoun

A girls name, originating from the middle east. Girls with this name are a little shy, But open up to their friends. They are intelligent and prepared to do anything for their friends, making them realy loyal.

Chatoun is the kindest girl I know.
Chatoun has an 8 for her Biology test
Chatoun is a realy good writer

by Mer. X Toun. February 22, 2017

Catogynphonics

Bad woman sound

Will told Tiffany to be quiet he was tired of her catogynphonics

by Youwould23 June 21, 2017

clamour shot

Female version of a dick pict. An intimate selfie of ones private bits.

That chick I met on Tinder last week is really into me. She keeps sending me all of these clamour shots, and now she's gone and vagazzled herself.

by leftoverbacon November 10, 2017