the church of iron

"The church of iron" is the gym and all it's gory. A place to learn and be the best man you can be. A place to offer your reps to Jesus.
Brah you heading out too to church?
Hell yeah bro,Jesus demand on more rep!
Right on see you at the church of iron brah!
Reps for Jesus!
by Seeyouinchurch January 09, 2014
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The Church Of Havok

A websight dedicated to Davey Havok ofAFIfor all the the fans to meet, make friends and shair our love of Davey. Some are more serious about this saying "Davey is our lord there is no truth but his..." and other like myself who just use it as a fan sight end enjoy the comrodery. I believe the church has actually been shut down but it dosn't natter we still love Davey and we still call ourselves members of the church. Some people think of it as a cult and others as a giant fan club. Davey himself is always saying"I love my children" the fall children weather he meens it in a strange cult lord way or another way to say "i love my fans" it dosn't matter. he has a huge and very loyal following in The Church.
by Remmy April 07, 2005
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God Church

What a nonsensical, 20 year old, ex-Disney star, white guy from Ohio (who can't rap) said.
by Pseudomyninous July 26, 2017
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The Church of Scientology

An organization the controls the minds of its members. This organization has a goal of making money. The organization charges its members for "religous" lessons to the point where all the members funds are given to the organization.

The organization has a history of attempting to intimidate those who oppose the organization via the internet as well as in the courts through unfounded law suits.

The members of this organization believe that its members problems are caused by the spirits of space aliens that were planted on this planet by and alien ruler "Xenu". The goal is to "clear" the member and get rid of the spirits, thus solving all of their problems. The cost to be cleared is said to be well over $300,000.

This organization is thought by many to be a dangerous cult. The mind control techniques are very effective and many do not leave the organization until the end of their lives.

Recent actions by a group known as anonymous have brought the cult into light in the past year.
The Church of Scientology brainwashed my brother and took all his money.
by anonymouscult January 17, 2009
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Church Porn

Heterosexual (of course) soft core porn that usually depicts married couples and generally doesn't explicitly show penetration, doesn't imply anal penetration, and usually involves missionary or woman-on-top positions. Often found on Cinemax After Dark.
My wife got horny last night after we watched some church porn.
by sdtopensied February 04, 2010
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Church mouse

Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.
She is poor as a church mouse.
by XineZ May 29, 2018
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Church Head

A timid blow job where the lips don't go past the tip.
Last night some girl gave me church head. I ended up having to finish myself off.
by Check910 May 04, 2009
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