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Chuck Norris

A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor
Chuck Norris: Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
Me: You fucking suck. *roundhouse kicks him in the balls*
by Someone With Common Sense April 18, 2012
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chuck

In skateboarding, when youre riding and your wheels stop suddenly by rolling over even the tiniest of pebbles, rocks, glass, gravel, mulch, etc. and results in the skater being ejected from the board in a slightly embarrassing manner.

The equivalent of driving 90mph and suddenly pull the E-brake.

I invented this word.
He chucked so hard right before the gap and fell to the bottom.
by KevinTenk March 26, 2009
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chuck norris

A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.
Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.
by Skeeter McGantry September 13, 2008
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Chuck Norris

When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.
Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.
by schlogden February 19, 2008
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Chuck a Sickie

When someone takes the day of school/work, claiming "Sickness" when they are not sick.
Mostly used by Australian Students who have a test or assignment due.
Teacher: Philip?
Philip: Here
Teacher: Jack
*silence
Philip: He decided to chuck a sickie, Sir.
by #TrustEngineers August 6, 2018
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pussy chuck

The act of thrusting one's genitals (female in this case) violently for the purpose of celebration. The act pertains to a movement generating at the pelvis.
"Omg Stacey, I cannot wait to get out and pussy chuck tonight. I've been locked in the house for too long."
by Rocky 101 June 21, 2014
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chuck norris

Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.
0/\/\f9 n041o u m_mMa 1z 7e}-{ Chuck Norris 4i97!!
by i <3 chuck! March 21, 2003
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