chubs and flubs

The quality of having fat hanging over the front and the back of one's jeans or skirt. Not an attractive quality on anyone.

Bernie knew that his beer belly would not attract any ladies, but he felt proud of the fact that at least he wasn't chubs and flubs.

by von groovy September 1, 2017

Snake Chub

When you get an erection that snakes up your leg and you can feel it slowly striding along the side of your leg.

"Shit man, I'm rockin' a full blown snake chub!"

by swf6877 September 25, 2018

Warmth Chub

A semi-erection of the penis caused by warmth, such as: lying under a blanket or a long period, being in the shower or in another warm enviroment.

"Look, Bill's got a erection!"
"It's a warmth chub Tom. You got penis on your mind or something?"

by halfemptybottles February 28, 2013

butt chub

When your panty line is accentuated by your tight pants creating a muffin top of the butt cheek. Creating the "butt chub"

"Wow, these panties are giving me some major butt chub"

by RedneckNinja1 February 12, 2015

Travel chub

A spontaneous erection while traveling log distance typically while your seated

Hey baby we've been In the car for over 4 hours and I've got a travel chub

Think you could do something with it

by AUWFT September 5, 2016

chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.

Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

Ghost chub

A suspected hard-on (but not confirmed or confirmable i.e. the suspect is clothed.)

<M>OMG, Zeke has been making out with Car for the last hour and a half!
<B>w00t! Ghost chub!

by carrieparker November 15, 2007