A dinner scheduled at Christmas in which you meet all your relatives who you would never see or have any form of communication with (other than this day), and talk about stupid shit like how the weathers been, how well you're doing in school, how much weight people gained, and when you're going to get a girlfriend. Then talk to your hot cousin who you would seriously fuck if she wasnt your relative (but always keep your feelings bottled up inside because NO ONE wants to know that). Then you all eat a giant turkey and ham with stuffing, then have dessert. Then never talk to each other for the corrisponding year, (because you're "family") until the next inevitable Christmas dinner comes along.
by The Legend of Zelda December 19, 2004
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Wow, that kid just got raped, he must be a christmas noob.
How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.
How is that kid only a level 17?!?! Oh, wait...christmas noob.
by Strummer52 January 7, 2010
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A deterioration of your Christmas spirit due to the length and supersaturation of the holiday throughout every aspect of society.
I see Christmas in stores starting November 1st. By December I am suffering from Christmas Fatigue.
My favorite radio station going 24/7 Holiday music was the last straw for my Christmas Fatigue.
My favorite radio station going 24/7 Holiday music was the last straw for my Christmas Fatigue.
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Get the christmas mug.A combination of the main holiday terms; Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, and Ramadan.
To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.
To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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Ben: Today I got this couch, a lamp and some old cassette tapes up by the corner.
Jerry: Merry Hippie Christmas!
Jerry: Merry Hippie Christmas!
by kevin j.k. December 28, 2005
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by MissGrumplebottom December 11, 2010
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