Chode

A fat homo looking like a small fat wide dick, or Aj Stewart just being a fukin chode.

AJ STEWART!
Fat gross people looking like a whale or just a chode.

by Vinny Vince Vincent March 23, 2008

Chode

a penis that is wider then it is long

Patricks chode was too big for the sluts mouth

by Crowbar October 8, 2003

Chode

According to Chambers dictionary:

1: past tense of the verb: to chide
2: A person who 'chides' - and a quarrelsome person (i.e. all yopu lot that are arguing about whether its the skin between your anus and balls or whether its a cock thats wider than it is long)
Anyway sounds good as an insult.

Quit arguing chodes

by Jeff May 18, 2003

Chode

A person or thing who is stupid, mean, irritating or some combination of the three. A jackass, a douchebag.

"That guy is such a chode."

"Don't be a chode, share your chocolate with me."

"These chode jeans keep falling down."

by lina.rhodent June 29, 2009

Chode

A penis that is equal in length and width

Dale Glenn has a chode

by obey31 April 16, 2010

Chode

A sandwich, that looks like a penis. That is often given out of love.

Person A. "Dood whats wrong with that sammich?"

Person B. " Its a total chode, person C. gave it to me"

Person A. "D'aw that must be love."

by Khan Gurotesku April 3, 2011

Chode

Matt Guffy, Weatherman, a penis that is wider than it is short

Matt Guffy has a chode, did you send her pictures of your chode?

by Chodeinthemouth April 4, 2009