Chode

a penis that is wider then it is long

Patricks chode was too big for the sluts mouth

by Crowbar October 8, 2003

Chode

Chode (N), Choding (Verb) -When one experiences the euphoric effects of smoking way too much marijuana. The "Chode," is a title that can one earned by completely zoning out and having no f***ing whats going on. Symptoms of becoming a Chode are, the giggles. the munchies. and the faceless blank stare. If one displays these characteristics often, they may be deemed a "Chode Master".

How to Chode like a G: Recline car seat, bump some luciano pavoratti or "Con Te Partiro" by Andrea Bocelli. Whatever floats your boat...

Look at Sherman, he's completely Choded out.

Dude, I feel like Choding.

Jarvis is the ultimate Chodemaster.

by chop stik dik December 31, 2009

Chode

1)The area between your scrotum and rectum
2)A penis that grow sideways instead of the normal way
3)A dumbass who speaks mix language to an English.

1)My chode is itchy.
2)Khala's chode can't even fit a fucking Sardine Can.
3)Khala:Това 'n hoar?

English:What the fuck are you saying?

by (-'-^ _^)-'- May 28, 2010

Chode

A person or thing who is stupid, mean, irritating or some combination of the three. A jackass, a douchebag.

"That guy is such a chode."

"Don't be a chode, share your chocolate with me."

"These chode jeans keep falling down."

by lina.rhodent June 29, 2009

Chode

A short fat Italian car salesman that looks to be about 9 months preggers.

AKA: F.r.a.n.k V.i.t.o.l.o

That guy has to have a Chode!

What a Chode!

He looks like a complete Chode!

by ipod touch theif December 19, 2012

Chode

A penis that is equal in length and width

Dale Glenn has a chode

by obey31 April 16, 2010

Chode

Matt Guffy, Weatherman, a penis that is wider than it is short

Matt Guffy has a chode, did you send her pictures of your chode?

by Chodeinthemouth April 4, 2009