Chode

1)The area between your scrotum and rectum
2)A penis that grow sideways instead of the normal way
3)A dumbass who speaks mix language to an English.
1)My chode is itchy.
2)Khala's chode can't even fit a fucking Sardine Can.
3)Khala:Това 'n hoar?

English:What the fuck are you saying?
by (-'-^ _^)-'- May 28, 2010
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A fat homo looking like a small fat wide dick, or Aj Stewart just being a fukin chode.
AJ STEWART!
Fat gross people looking like a whale or just a chode.
by Vinny Vince Vincent March 24, 2008
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Chode (N), Choding (Verb) -When one experiences the euphoric effects of smoking way too much marijuana. The "Chode," is a title that can one earned by completely zoning out and having no f***ing whats going on. Symptoms of becoming a Chode are, the giggles. the munchies. and the faceless blank stare. If one displays these characteristics often, they may be deemed a "Chode Master".

How to Chode like a G: Recline car seat, bump some luciano pavoratti or "Con Te Partiro" by Andrea Bocelli. Whatever floats your boat...
Look at Sherman, he's completely Choded out.

Dude, I feel like Choding.

Jarvis is the ultimate Chodemaster.
by chop stik dik December 31, 2009
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Matt Guffy, Weatherman, a penis that is wider than it is short
Matt Guffy has a chode, did you send her pictures of your chode?
by Chodeinthemouth April 04, 2009
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A person or thing who is stupid, mean, irritating or some combination of the three. A jackass, a douchebag.
"That guy is such a chode."

"Don't be a chode, share your chocolate with me."

"These chode jeans keep falling down."
by lina.rhodent June 29, 2009
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A short fat Italian car salesman that looks to be about 9 months preggers.

AKA: F.r.a.n.k V.i.t.o.l.o
That guy has to have a Chode!

What a Chode!

He looks like a complete Chode!
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chode: past tense of chide.

Chide: –verb (used with object)
1.
to express disapproval of; scold; reproach: The principal chided the children for their thoughtless pranks.
2.
to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding: She chided him into apologizing.
Having been referred to as a chode, the gentleman exercised diligence in researching the word. Learning of the common urban meaning, the gentleman chose, upon reflection, to take the remark as a compliment and a statement of his endowment rather than to be chided by the misuses of a known word. After all, making this choice defines the difference between a "man" and a "gentleman".
by tiwagaja June 05, 2011
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