spankin' the chimp 

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

spankin' the chimp by anthony December 15, 2004

house chimp 

Yet another derogatory way to describe a person of African American backround.

"When it gets cold, those porch monkeys turn in to house chimps."

house chimp by Franklin Barnaby February 1, 2005

Fuck Chimp 

1. A highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.

2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.

That monkey keeps trying to fuck that coconut but I don't think he realizes there's no hole. Poor fuck chimp...

Fuck Chimp by sgtmeekly January 17, 2011

Whore Chimp

A Chimp involved in the Prostitution business.

"That Gorilla is such A Whore Chimp!"
"I no!"

Whore Chimp by Jimmy Horse April 27, 2006

Simp Chimp 

A man named Milo

HOLY SHIT ITS THE SIMP CHIMP

Simp Chimp by SenseiYami February 13, 2020

snow chimp 

"the act of a white male pretending to be black "

that cracker is a mother fucking snow chimp

snow chimp by henri dufour June 8, 2017

Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man

I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.

Phone Chimp by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 17, 2010