change

A word used SO much in the 2008 presidential campaigns that it no longer holds any meaning.

"The American people want change." -- Pick a Candidate

by Jason Ru January 14, 2008

Changing Flavours

A term that was first brought up in a classic Joey Diaz story from the Joe Rogan Podcast. How one would describe someone who just did a fart that is so putrid, so foul, so unprecedented, that it can cause one's eyes to tear up.

"I blew a fart that was so bad, the teachers were going, 'oh my god he's changing flavours!'"

by m5gnolia February 28, 2020

Illinois Lane Change

When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

Or

Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

Or

Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.

I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.

by grant6923 February 26, 2011

Chengineering

Simply put: clitoral hood engineering.

The most common engineering major at any polytechnic university. For all those men (and/or women...you know who you are, my ladies in plaid!) who can actually get some in a school full of nerds and untouched twat.

School of Chengineering. Enroll now!

Sally: Hey Mike I recently heard you changed your major!

Mike: I know, nigga. I just couldn't handle nuclear engineering anymore so I switched to chengineering.

Sally: Chengineering? I've never heard of that. What is it?

Mike: Come hang out tonight and you'll see. Hollaa!!

by Tigga, please June 5, 2011

Fan ChengCheng

He’s the chinese god.

That’s it. That’s the definition.

Who’s fan chengcheng?

He’s god.

by President chengstar June 6, 2018

changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

Changecano

A volcano-shaped stack of quarters, nickles, dimes, etc. left on the table at a restaurant as a tip. Usually done by d-bags that are too lazy to carry jangling change in their pockets.

Evan: The waitress with the soft features sure left you a bunch of coinage when she broke your twenty...

Tim: I'll leave a changecano to spite her.

by T.H.E.N. October 26, 2008