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Smash The Castle Towers

The act of 2 men smashing their penises together.
Jeffrey rammed his penis into Todd's to perform the "Smash the Castle Towers".
by 69sofine May 9, 2014
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fag castle

A group of four Left 4 Dead survivors crouching in a corner during a horde, or as a result of a group being boomed. Normal group behavior consists of dual pistol spamming and meleeing.
Louis: "Pills here!"
Zoey: "Boomer!"
Boomer: "BWAAAAAAAAH"
Francis: "Team! Fag castle up!"

*group retreats to corner*
by nombredepluma March 27, 2009
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Meat Castle

The erect state of the human male penis.
My girlfriends sister rode my meat castle until I blew my goo!
by $hIti0T November 9, 2014
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Weoley Castle

Weoley Castle is a small area in Birmingham located right next to Northfield... If you like drugs, STD's and getting stabbed then Weoley Castle is the place for you! If that isn't your type of thing and you, for whatever reason, decide to go there, then here's a bit of guidence for you, stay away from 'The Square'. They all claim it's alright, and to be fair to them it is their biggest attraction, but do not go there, especially at night.

One final note, be careful of the men there, as they might 'Weoley Castle One Bomb' you. Search it.
Me: "I caught an STD last week!"
Friend: "Oh really, how?"
Me: "I fell over and cut myself in Weoley Castle."

"I just got a Weoley Castle One Bomb to the face in Weoley Castle."

Me: "Excuse me sir? Do you know where the Weoley Castle Square is please?"
Stranger: "Oi blud! Do make me shank you fam, 'cuz man will lick you you know." *Sucks Teeth*
Me: ...
by WeoleyCastleOneBomber March 1, 2017
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Alabamy Sand Castle

When during an anal sex creampie, you carry her to the kitty litter box with your dick still inside of her anus and then have her cum-fart into the catbox for the cat to bury.
I gave this girl an ALABAMA SAND CASTLE last week, her cat hid the pie in the castle. She's gettin' the ol' alabamy sand castle after we get cat litter.
by barkingspider September 26, 2011
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storming the castle

putting the moves on a girl, seducing a lady friend in hope of getting some.
by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 12, 2007
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New Castle Pennsylvania

Lazy and Stupid unfortunately describes a large portion of the citizens of this city. One time, a short time ago companies like Rockwell International (two plants), Shenango China, Pennsylvania Electric, Mesta Machine, United Engineering, New Castle Refractories and many more were all located here and employed thousands, hell tens of thousands! Now, all have gone away, no matter!! Goverment programs have filled the void, welfare, workers comp, unemployment benefits, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and many more, why work? There are a few idiotic companies trying to make a difference in this shithole town, dumbasses!! WHY WORK WHEN GOVERMENT PROGRAMS ARE FREE?????????
New Castle PennsylvaniaStupid- Only skills on resume- pushing carts at Wal-Mart
Ignorant- The world owes them something.
A-Holes-"Do you know who I am?" Everybody thinbks they are someone when in reality, they are nobody! There are "somebodies" in this town but they don't need ask the question because they are someone and the people that matter, do know.
by psugar March 3, 2010
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