dirty castro

It's the dirty sanchez taken to the next level. In this case your adding, along with the fecal moustache, a beard.

She wanted to spice things up and the Dirty Castro seemed like the right thing to do.

by Rob 'Limphog' B. September 17, 2008

Casting shade

To make fun of someone in public/ in a group of people

He was casting shade while talking about her hair.

by Bamaslammah April 3, 2016

Denise Castro

A fiercely intelligent woman. Known for her quick wit, impeccable and effortless sense of style. Normally and effortlessly the center of attention without being egotistical. Straightforward and can be seen as intimidating. Gifted with interpersonal skills. Could easily run a medium sized country with potential to rule an even larger one with more experience. Has a certain something that many people find attractive, but cannot put their finger on exactly what is so attractive about her. Elicits admiration and hatred in equal measures. Loyal, honest, capable of many great things. Headstrong and stubborn to a fault. Won over by honesty, intelligence, simple acts of kindness.

Shit, don't get all DC (Denise Castro) on my ass!

by ***$he**** February 8, 2010

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

Cesar castillo

THe real pimp papa the big daddy of all the mc daddys, king ding a ling, el papi conditioner, el papi songo que se lo mete mas ondo. the greatest of the greatest. THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND the man that defeated chuck norris. Cesar Castillo is a war machine capable of going into any mission seaking and destroying its targets cesar castillo has only failed 1 MIssion.cesar is also known for his incredible hoe beating skills cesar slaps the hoes with his special weapon of choice...."D BLACK mumba" aka a ancient dominican blessing stick that turns hoes into house wifes. when thou cesar passes by all hoes shall knell before him and chant his name. Cesar has one weakness that makes him normal and quiet..but you will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVAAAAAAA KNOW!!!

there is no example of cesar CASTILLO theres only one! and only one

by all HAIL CESAR!!!!!!!! July 4, 2010

Kristine Castro

A pretty, beautiful, drop dead gorgeous girl. Very kind, caring and loving. Will do anything to make that special someone very happy. Just a fun person to be around. Goes great with her man. Bound to marry someone with a name that starts with a K (specially Kevin). Beauty and Brains. The guy she is with should consider himself the luckiest man on earth.

I wish I could be as gorgeous as Kristine Castro.

by asdfghjkl1019349 September 9, 2010

castpods

A horrific debilitating disease with which your body rejects your genitalia and forms legions and open sores all over your body. It is commonly transmitted through anal sex and has a tendency to cause the afflicted to go off into the world and spread the disease. It is found mostly on older gentlemen who should be kept from the public

"Morty what the fuck are those sores on your arms?! holy shit they look terrible!"
"Thats just my castpods acting up again don't worry itll go away soon."

by CaptainSal9 December 28, 2014