Turd Candle

A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.

Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".

That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"

by k.sharkface September 2, 2010

cheese candle

when one deficates in someone's gas tank in order to get revenge or as a prank.

hey man someone is about to cheese candle your car!

by thebeej45 March 15, 2014

careless whisper

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.

If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

cadleyism

A cadleyism is an annoying action performed by someone working in a support role within an organisation but to be purposefully as unsupportive as possible leading to a detrimental effect on the organisation. This is usually the result of bitterness and jealously.

Some fine Cadleyisms are a love of policy, saying "I don't mean to be bias" then being bias, "I'd love to help, but my hands are tied", lying, smelling, sleeping with colleague's girlfriends

by John Name September 5, 2008

Candlewang

A candle made from a 'Mold a Candle Willy' kit.

I went round his house and there were candlewangs everywhere....... and they were small.

by Candlewang Man November 21, 2010

candlebaby

When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception

Mike: “What language do blind people think in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby

by Ole’ Jeff August 28, 2018

Candlee

Usually a horse-obsessed girl that is normally named Ainsley.

"Gosh, stop being such a Candlee!"

by candleE May 16, 2019