Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).
Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.
by Manney November 22, 2023

The same as regular Carbon Dioxide, only it cannot be used by trees via photosynthesis, permanently damaging the Bozone Layer.
by Bozone layer February 3, 2022

Go to Carbon high school if you want fake friends! Also if you want to watch weekly fights between kids. If you want to date a hoe go there, or a whore you will find many players and fuck boys/ girls at this school. Carbon is getto as fuck
by Shitstain583 October 15, 2022

pop music that is very poptartish, it is called this b-cuz pop is cabonated so why can't pop music be carbonated?
jerry: they played way to much pop music at that party lastnight
larry: yah, it was all very carbonated
larry: yah, it was all very carbonated
by t-la August 24, 2008

When someone doesn't respond to your text at all, to the point where it hasn't even been seen. Essentially the next level of being aired.
Person A: I sent that text nearly a week ago, and they haven't even read it yet!
Person B: Dude, they totally just carbon dioxided you.
Person B: Dude, they totally just carbon dioxided you.
by keliskindacool January 21, 2024

by bebepepe October 29, 2021

by rickbelpre December 26, 2011
