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Cabbage

Commonly its someone who views any form of education as a "waste of time" and usually tries to become a professional at a sport but ends up getting a "good effort" award, they also enjoy spending time fantasizing that they will earn millions in the future.

Unfortunately these types of people are often delusional, see themselves above everyome else and won't listen to anyone else's opinion apart from another cabbage. So it's hard to persuade them to change.

In the end, a cabbage will become a gym teacher, or a coach for small team which won't achieve much but more "good effort" awards and barely getting minimal wage.
That guys a cabbage.
How come?
His grades are falling and his sports career doesn't exist, but he keeps saying that he's better then everyone else.
by Vinny poh April 14, 2022
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crib cabbage

A friends or acquaintance who hails from or is regularly at your crib.
1: What up dawg?
2: Nm homie, jus chillun wit mah crib cabbage's.
by Jikarta June 11, 2008
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Christmas Cabbage

Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.
What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!

The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.
by Dale Lewis December 19, 2010
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dirty cabbage

A teenager that always shows up thinking he's the shit when in reality no one likes him. He is the type of guy that will take advantage of a drunk girl and have his dick shit on.
Have you met the dirty cabbage?
Oh you mean the most hated man in high school?
by Melonanger III March 12, 2016
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face cabbage

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.
Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"
by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017
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jesus cabbage

"It's not devils lettuce, it's jesus cabbage
by Pretty.odd.stan July 31, 2017
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Swedish cabbage

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage
by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017
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