Captain Sparklez

Jordan Maron or otherwise known as CaptainSparklez is a youtuber who also works with Machinima, He is a super sweet loving guy. He has his hair up in a "fo-hawk" For some he is also "socialy awkward" Others might just thing his as another hot youtuber. He loves to play Minecraft Call Of Duty Zombies. He is easily scared and just a fun guy to prank once in a while. Whenever you get to meet him, try to scare the hell out of him. hehe.

Girl 1: OMG Its Captain Sparklez like the most awesome guy ever!
Girl 2: I now right and his hair is sooo HAWT!

by Mrs. Sparkly girl July 28, 2013

captain obvious

When a person says a thing that is obvious, you call them captain obvious.

Him: When a person says a thing that is obvious, you call them captain obvious.
Me: Thanks for that, captain obvious!

by themoose December 28, 2007

captain black

a small cigar(colt) With a sweet tip..comes in original, sweet cherry and sweet tip(choclatey)...

i FucKinG sMoKeD My WhoLe PacK oF CaPTainS YesTeRDaY~!

by The Reefer Man April 26, 2005

captain's log

What Spock found floating in the toilet.

Captain's Log: Stardate 3423:87

Spock advised me that I need more fiber in my diet.

by Tubular Bells April 17, 2011

Captain Rhodes

Joe Pilato's character in Day of the Dead. Universally known to be a badass although he doesn't actually do anything badass, apart from bad mouth all the other characters and yell at zombies.

Still cool.

CHOOOOOKE ON 'EM! says Captain Rhodes.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Captain SS

Also known as Rick Rea

Person 1: Dude look its gay rick

Person 2: No dude that Captain SS

Rick: *sobs* Now I have to go self suck myself

Person 1 & 2 : AHAHAHAHA

by Captain SS March 6, 2009

Captain's Anchor

When a man and woman are ass-to-ass (while on their backs) and they decide to put 1/2 of a string of anal beads in each others ass so that neither can leave. Then the male jerks off and just before he shoots his load in his partner's face he yells, "engage!" like Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Can also be done by a senior male on his female partner using his really saggy balls instead of anal beads.

Mike "Oh man, I had Jennifer over last night and gave her a Captain's Anchor!"

James "How was it?"

Mike "She was pretty pissed, and my ass is really sore today."

by Gordie1500 December 14, 2013