by Pizza head July 22, 2015
Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.
Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
by Senpaiwaifu July 09, 2019
by Palestrom March 08, 2016
Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe
Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce
Person 1. True and he can't get a girl
Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce
Person 1. True and he can't get a girl
by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 04, 2017
Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.
"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
by large barges July 15, 2020
The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.
by Cumbre Vieja April 06, 2023
I was a mile from home, I'd been turtling for an hour, I'd already touched cloth a couple times, and that log slid right out. I was dragging canoe the whole rest of the way.
by sliveredham March 07, 2019