Someone who is really cool and eats people. People are good... they taste like chicken. Cannibals mostly enjoy feasting on preps and "gangstas" and anyone who doesn't know what Metallica is.
Cannibal: I will eat you.
Prep: OH NO! I'm going to go listen to Avril Lavigne to make me feel better.
Cannibal: Yum, my favorite.
Prep: OH NO! I'm going to go listen to Avril Lavigne to make me feel better.
Cannibal: Yum, my favorite.
by Deathrider April 19, 2006
Get the Cannibal mug.That night when everyone has their garbage out at the end of their drive-way to be picked up in the morning and some jack-ass goes and knocks over every trash can on one street or more.
neighbor 1: Dude, what happened to the garbage cans on our street?
neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.
neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.
by Your local canner August 2, 2011
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by Hayden:D November 1, 2008
Get the Cannibalcorpsealbumartmuch mug.Right as you're cumming, your dog trots over and walks right into your cumshot making your pooch temporarily blind and disoriented.
Jim: The weirdest thing happened to my dog yesterday.
John: What happened bro?
Jim: I gave him an accidental Canine Cumshot.
John: WTF!
John: What happened bro?
Jim: I gave him an accidental Canine Cumshot.
John: WTF!
by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011
Get the Canine Cumshot mug.The process of discarding multiple unwanted dating profiles as you swipe left and left and left again within various dating apps.
I opened up Tinder this morning and felt like all I did was waste an hour cyber-canning freaks of nature!
by Arianna Jeret July 12, 2015
Get the cyber-canning mug.A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a dog. What the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. Typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their "wonderful pet". Outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.
Friend says "man you are canine whipped". Similar term used for girlfriends and wives.
Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:
Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.
Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:
Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.
by MtIronWalker September 18, 2013
Get the Canine whipped mug.Libby: Hey Ann did you see that monkey over there? It was eating another monkey!
Ann: Yeah, it's a cannible monkey.
Ann: Yeah, it's a cannible monkey.
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