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Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia

Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia, is the rare instance in time when Spots, declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna
An example of Candycanedtwatwaffleaphobia is when she declines to stick a candy cane in her cooch and display it to Tuna
by Braves21Slash December 10, 2008
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candycrushed

When someone gets run over or smashed so badly that in the pictures of them online, the gore is pixelated intentionally.
hoogly_boogly: Damn, she got ran over so hard that her matter was reduced to pixels.
MoogleBoy: Candycrushed.
by Teh Nibblorz May 22, 2015
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candace labovie

Beautiful, sweet, smart,loving perfection all in one
I went to prison got out to Candace labovie.
by Joseph Ainsworth September 12, 2017
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candycloud111

She's a pretty girl good at musically loves snapchat she's always there for you
Candycloud111 is a username
by Aoife h February 3, 2018
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Candice

A way to make your friends commit suicide. You get hit with this and you get immediate terminal illness. Deadliest

"joke" (if its even a joke) you could ever tell someone.
"Did you see happened to Candice?" (Friend 1)
"No what?" (Friend 2)
"Candice dick fit in your mouth!!!" (Friend 1)
*Friend 2 dies*
by yoobisoft October 24, 2018
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Candice Chaffen

The biggest whore from Australia that you'll ever meet in your life.
She is so fake that it is unbelievable. Don't let yourself fooled by a pretty face and a fake smile. She's only smilying because there's no brain inside her head.
She constantly cheats on her boyfriend and lies about everithing.
1 month in a work place and she already fucked every single man that she works with.
She is sociable and nice for one thing only. Her game is to sleep with every girl's boyfriend. Cought on the act she will deny everything.
Hey dude, is it your turn tonight?

Yeah dude, why?
Just wondering how much is it gonna take with Candice...
No prob bro, I'll be fast.
Cheers bro.

That's a Candice Chaffen for you!

Candice is usually a girl that will swallow everything.
by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018
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Candycage

When someone acts sweet and interested in you, to pull out her magicians hate a fan club of fuckboys who belittle you, your ego, and try to cripple your self awareness of being attractive by believing woman will give you a false sense hope to leave you continuously stood up. It’s quite mercilessly heartless to a experience of understanding some people just get a good laugh and modest entertainment out of your faults, and crippling patronizing self assurance to be assertive again nonetheless.
I don’t know I’m on my pitty party, I thought returning to the places I once adored more than my own home would bring back to voided area I can’t fill in my heart but no one is even the same person or ppl I once knew, but life happens and we all grew... this candycage is a sugar tooth to lost looms.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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