The Fog is Coming

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Prepare, for the Fog is coming

by JohnCheddarFogGuy June 14, 2022

faux camping

An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".

Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.

by catahoula_wv August 3, 2007

El Camino Sandman

When your wife brings a group of men home to fuck husband until he passes out

He is out cold after that El Camino Sandman.

by How does that tortoise taste July 25, 2018

Everything's coming up Milhouse

An exclamation added to the end of a sentence... e.g. when you hate flood pants but then you realize how effective they really are.

"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018

Caking

(PresentProgressive)
The act of flirting. While flirting, it is not uncommon for you to be uncommonly sweet, hence the term caking. Being abnormally sweet to someone you are "interested" in. Normally, said person, is of the opposite sex, but there are occasions when a girl might be caking to or with another girl, as a guy might cake to or with another guy.

Caking
1.)Hey, you'll have to do all that caking later, I'm ready to go!
2.)At the block party, Tony was seen caking with every available broad.
3.)How can I trust you, if you're gonna be caking with every chik on the block?

by ESE2006 September 28, 2005

Calingate

v. to swear profusely

- other forms include: n. calingation; adj. calingated

I used to calingate so much that I had to begin saying 'fsf' so that people would be slightly less offended

by kwil January 18, 2009

Camping Stains

Non-descript stain (and/or stains) on tents, sleeping bags, tables, portable grill, pillows, blankets, shoes, chairs, picnic tables, socks, under garments, air mattress, all of the above, but mostly shirts that which you have no recollection as of how they got there after a night and/or weekend of camping combined with power drinking.

Dude, what the hell is that all over your gear?

Hmm? Oh shit, I dunno. Camping stains?

by BLUEROCKS!!!! June 29, 2011