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california howdy

Joe was shocked that everyone was giving him the finger until Bob explained to him that it was O.K. that it was just a california howdy and to be expected.
by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006
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California

A really nice state. Often ridiculed and stereotyped by people who either live in shitty states nobody cares about or they just have never been there.
Person #1: Man, California is so ghetto. Look at Los Angeles...
Person #2: Hick...
by Kyle February 27, 2005
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Californication

The spread and influence of western memes and culture, esp. that of California, across the world. Especially focusing on the selling of sex. Made of the words "California" and "fornication"
Californication is the number one cause corrupting eastern religion
by Travis K. December 8, 2004
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Carlito

A relatively kind-hearted person, good person. Often appears to be uncaring, pessimistic and douchey but on the inside he's caring and has good intentions.

Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
Hey look carlito

It's carlito

Look at that freak carlito
by Someone?Somewhere? June 4, 2017
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California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.
Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.
by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009
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California

The Golden State and the most loved and hated state in the United States.

1. The nations top agriculture state for over 50 years.
2. The most diverse state in America.
3. Most populous.
4. Most national parks.
5. The 5th largest economy in the world.
6. Tallest and largest trees in the world.
7. Highest mountain in the lower 48 states. Sorry Colorado.
8. Lowest and hottest place in Western Hemisphere. Death Valley.
9. Large cosmopolitan cities like SF, LA, San Diego and small towns like Julian, Lone Pine and Buellton.
10.Excellent weather
11.Beautiful beaches including a chain of islands off the coast.
12.Religous tolerance.
13.Racial meltingpot.
14.Hearst Castle, Big Sur, Lake Tahoe, Yosemite, Sequoia, Joshua Tree, Channel Islands, Mount Shasta, Central Valley, El Camino Real, SF Bay, LA Basin, Tomales Bay, Santa Barbara coast....
15.Great UC colleges.
16.Great aerospace heritage. Movie heritage. Agriculture heritage.
17.Beautiful women.
18.Golden Gate Bridge
19.Great musical heritage (rock, jazz and country)
20.Home of American Graffiti--one of the best movies of all time.

I could go on---but suffice it to say that if a state is the most loved and hated--then it has to be the best. Just like America is the most loved and hated nation.

I was born in Texas but moved to Cali as a kid and have loved it ever since. Anything you want is in Cali. Snow, sun, forests, lakes, deserts, beaches, rivers, wine country, farmland.

I am proud of my home state.
Joe Shmoe: "California sucks!"
Californian: "Oh? Where did you go?"
Joe: "Disneyland, Hollywood Blvd. A bunch of freaks!"
Californian: "You haven't been to the real California."
by Cali Traveler July 22, 2008
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california cool

having that laid back, chill swagger that all the honeys love. basically not giving a fuck and kicking it with the homies and a lot of pot.
Creeper: "damn man Jared never gets pissed"
Hasselhoff: "he's california cool man."
by Livingbakedashell August 19, 2011
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