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California dime

A perfect 10 using California standards. With so many good looking women in California to be a California dime you need to meet a higher standard.
She's not just a 10 she's a California dime.
by ABC10 July 23, 2011
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California Driver

The worst driver on the face of the planet. Frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the fuck out when driving in the rain.

Also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to pass laws prohibiting them from doing so.
Man, that California driver almost sideswiped me!
by Good driver June 29, 2009
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Armpit of California

Bakersfield, CA (B-Town) at the southern end of the San Joaquin Valley where oil refineries pollute the air, and there are more cows than people. The dry dessert air constantly filled with dust and pesticides from the massive amount of agriculture.
While Los Angeles's air is polluted so badly there is acid rain on occasion at least there is a cool ocean breeze unlike in the armpit of California just north of the grape vine.
by T In B-Town August 26, 2010
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california driver

People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.
by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004
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California roll

v. To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.
"She got ticketed for a California roll."
by wayfarer April 27, 2005
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Lafayette, California

A small town in the east bay where a lot of wealthy white folks live. Kids get very good education and most go to college. Teenagers love to party and smoke a lot of weed while their parents work great jobs and cover for their kid's partying. Its a very fun town to live in!
"Beer Pong and Weed are common interests for many teenagers in Lafayette, California." says Lafayette kid.
by Lafayette Kid January 9, 2010
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California Car Wash

A sexual act involving 6 guys and 1 participant (male, female or any kind of animal). The first guy pisses on the participants face while the second guy flops his penis on the face to wipe all of the pee off. The next guy then blows a hot steamy load on the participants face (this acts as the coat of wax) while the fourth guy flops his floppy wiener on the face to get all of the hot cum off of it. Finally, the fifth guy spits on the participants face (nothing beats a good spit shine!) and the last guy will fart in the face for a real nice air dry effect. The person (or animal) going through the car wash can either crawl, or be pulled through on a skateboard (usually depending on whatever tradition dictates in your region.)
Hey Pete, tell John we should give that girl a California Car Wash later. Do you think we can round up another 3 guys?
by Chris T. Norris June 18, 2011
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