There is a man that doesn’t enjoy therapy. His orifices were filled with bulchivak, one fateful night he took the bulchivak and threw it at pedestrians, turns into zombies that like bulchivak intensely. One day the zombies sucked all of the earths crust leading the to be man alone then he had to rebuild civilization to understand zombie fetishes, he then realized zombies need love too. He then proceeded to fulfil the zombies needs for bulchivak. One day he realized that he wanted more, they were starting to become savage and desperate for bulchivak (it sounds unnaturally phallic)he could not produce enough bulchivak so then he built a portal gun so he could spend forever in perpetual motion, creating even more dildos.
by thehomelessman69 July 26, 2017
Get the Calebmug. 
An absolute Beaver with no friends and loves sucking up to people, is usually gay and is an absolute shit head.
Caleb is a beaver.
by EggRoll420 February 18, 2019
Get the Calebmug. 
Get the Calebmug. Biggest queer you will ever meet. Total fag who probably blows on the clarinet. Most celebs are autistic and like cars more than women
by Factsguy101 March 4, 2019
Get the Calebmug. PANSYPANSYPANSY a complete loser
by peterpan951 April 20, 2008
Get the calebmug.