cake

term used to describe a guy who is acting gay, usually used as an insult towards a heterosexual male

Stop being such a cake and get your shit done.

by dmplesUT December 13, 2002

Cake

One who wears so much makeup not only to cover thier pocked and bedragled skin but to conceal who they are on the inside. It's a pathetic attempt to hide the real person within.

Judging from the amount of makeup on this girls face, I could say with certainty that she was a total Cake and I didn't even wanna think about the skeletons she had in her closet.

by starkravingmad November 20, 2004

cake

the act of a boy trying to pick up females and always striking out

damn, that nigga be caking.

by Jessica January 28, 2004

caked

to get hit across the face as you would when you cake somebody.

"swear i dont like him son im about to cake him"
person 1:you just got knocked out!
person 2:why?
person 1:he just caked you!

by don yo February 17, 2008

Cakes

Someone you really adore. Someone you really like.

How are you, Cakes?
I heart my Cakes.

by Bombchelle January 07, 2008

cake

a combination of the drugs
C-Cocaine
A-Acid
K-Ketamine
E-Ecstasy

consuming cake will send you in for one hell of a night!

Raver 1- can i hug you?! im rolliiiingggg

Raver 2(cake-in it)- get the fuck away from me you 4 eyed beast of torment!!

Raver 1- :(

by crazy drug kid September 30, 2009

Cake

verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.

1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."

by Meghan January 29, 2004